When you go to the supermarket, which is lined with plastic, take some crap (which is probably made of plastic) from a plastic shelf and is in a plastic container inside layers of gaudy plastic wrapping, then you go to the plastic check out desk, and the cashier, who is wearing a plastic uniform and plastic mask (and seems to have a plastic brain) asks if you want to pay by plastic, but won't give you a plastic bag to carry all the plastic shit home in.
Oh, and the drink with the paper straw, which implodes after only one suck, is not only wrapped in plastic, but the noxious brew is served in a fucking plastic cup.
The amazing thing about laughter is laughter draws people to you. For so long now laughter has been a rear commodity. There’s to much sadness in our world today. Many people have lost their joy of living. They’ve been Beaton down by life, burdened by problems, by disappointments, by heartache we should make it our business to bring joy everywhere we go. There’s already enough sour people around. There is healing power in laughter. Laughter can break the bondage of their desperation their despair. Our body was never meant to constantly be sour. Laughter is like medicine. Laughter reduces blood pressure. Laughter activates the bodies natural tranquilizers, helps us to sleep. Humor stimulates the brain. If you have a sense of humor and you laugh regularly you’ll be more creative.
Here, here’s a joke to give you a laugh. I was at Barnes and Nobles yesterday and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trumps new book about how to deport illegals. The lady immediately looked up at me and said “Get the f- -k out of here and never come back”. I said yes that’s the one do you have it in paperback!
I am very into this approach and outlook. There is more to be done, of course, but this is an important component.
Indeed, in spite of the seriousness of most of the topics I cover, if you search through my archives, you will definitely find the word “happy” a fair amount 😁
All true without a doubt. Actually my cousin's daughter is the vice president of AARP I found out. She lives in the DC Swamp and meets everyone from top stars to billionaires. She raises her own chickens so I guess she has some sense of divinity.
When you go to the supermarket, which is lined with plastic, take some crap (which is probably made of plastic) from a plastic shelf and is in a plastic container inside layers of gaudy plastic wrapping, then you go to the plastic check out desk, and the cashier, who is wearing a plastic uniform and plastic mask (and seems to have a plastic brain) asks if you want to pay by plastic, but won't give you a plastic bag to carry all the plastic shit home in.
Oh, and the drink with the paper straw, which implodes after only one suck, is not only wrapped in plastic, but the noxious brew is served in a fucking plastic cup.
It's a good job they took our guns away innit?
sharing!
Y’all did nothing but bitch when they did. Nothing’s changed.
Thank You for a collection of superb laughs!!!
I am glad you enjoyed!
The amazing thing about laughter is laughter draws people to you. For so long now laughter has been a rear commodity. There’s to much sadness in our world today. Many people have lost their joy of living. They’ve been Beaton down by life, burdened by problems, by disappointments, by heartache we should make it our business to bring joy everywhere we go. There’s already enough sour people around. There is healing power in laughter. Laughter can break the bondage of their desperation their despair. Our body was never meant to constantly be sour. Laughter is like medicine. Laughter reduces blood pressure. Laughter activates the bodies natural tranquilizers, helps us to sleep. Humor stimulates the brain. If you have a sense of humor and you laugh regularly you’ll be more creative.
Here, here’s a joke to give you a laugh. I was at Barnes and Nobles yesterday and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trumps new book about how to deport illegals. The lady immediately looked up at me and said “Get the f- -k out of here and never come back”. I said yes that’s the one do you have it in paperback!
😁😁😁 Happy Monday!!
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I absolutely agree about laughter. I hear so many people talking about how unhappy they are, and I want to help.
And I think we owe it to each other to try to be happy too!
Spoken language.
Written language.
The printing press.
Telecommunications.
The internet.
Chat bots.
Yeah, perhaps so. All human conversations woven into a machine that accesses all human conversations in order to have a conversation…
Kool and True!
Cats are sovereign. These memes are cool.
There's a page on Facebook called "Anarcats." Not amazing, but cute.
I can support that, haha!
Spread & share happiness whenever & wherever you can. A smile is all that’s needed.
I am very into this approach and outlook. There is more to be done, of course, but this is an important component.
Indeed, in spite of the seriousness of most of the topics I cover, if you search through my archives, you will definitely find the word “happy” a fair amount 😁
2 just in time for Star Wars Day -thanks
LOL. These are great. I love the one about Mine Craft. Let's get those kids back to the mines, where they are happiest.
I have said to my son and his gf, "You yearn for the mines."
Well done!
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Wonderful!! Thank you!
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Thank you for the post and thank you for the mention. You and your voice are greatly appreciated.
Thanks, Tess.
I’m just a Bigfoot smoking a cigar in the woods :-)
All true without a doubt. Actually my cousin's daughter is the vice president of AARP I found out. She lives in the DC Swamp and meets everyone from top stars to billionaires. She raises her own chickens so I guess she has some sense of divinity.
Perhaps she can explain to us why AARP is so left-wing and regime-compliant.
Tolkien knew Rockefeller.
Benzene, the true ring of power