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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

I looked very closely at the 5 ingredients that make cookies 'off'. I never add the sixth ingredient.

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

Definitely not the last one haha 😂

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Christopher Cook's avatar

🤣❤️🔥

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Crixcyon's avatar

Some of these are really good. The three kids coming home after a hard day of playing...that was many of us in our neighborhood. Those skeeters...not too far off. Cats and dogs...funnier than humans.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I very much enjoyed being a free-range child in the 70s and 80s.

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

I like that term : free range kids 🧒 lol 😂

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

Yeah we were oblivious to all the adult problems our parents had to go through lol life was much simpler then 😬

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Robert P.'s avatar

One can not coexist with people who want to kill you. One can not accept that which is unacceptable. One can not tolerate that which is intolerable.

Marxism and Islam play on the West’s excess of tolerance to destroy us and they will, if we remain passive. Can The West be saved? Maybe not.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

The typical white suburban lefty isn’t thinking in terms of reality. They are just thinking in terms of their gauzy self image and the degree to which they can signal their “virtue” to everyone else. It’s so bloody predictable.

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

That mindset is what makes those lefties so predictable as well as the fact that they throw common sense out the window 🪟 🤷

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Christopher Cook's avatar

💯

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Eliza Parker's avatar

Diddy and Hillary 😂🤣😂

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jesse porter's avatar

Whether I laugh or cry depends on how recently government affected me. Well boo-hoo already.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

"I feel your pain."

—William Jefferson Clinton

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RevelinConcentration's avatar

How to be a Goth Girl was my favorite.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

That preference is a sign of an intelligent mind.

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GenderRealistMom's avatar

Somewhere out there, a clueless girl is driving with a "Coexist" and "From The River To the Sea" bumper stickers next to each other ... bless her soul

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Christopher Cook's avatar

Consistency and logical rigor is not her (their) strong suit.

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Andy Withers's avatar

I grew up in an upper middle class white neighborhood, but every time I saw one of these “Coexist” bumper stickers I thought, “Oh HELL NO!!!”

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I live in one now, and every time I drive by the “In this house, we believe…” sign, I want to barf.

Then again, there are also some people in our neighborhood with much better signs :-)

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BonnieMae's avatar

The Atlas Society has a sign you'll love! It's labeled "Rand was right"...

"In the house we believe

The news is corrupt

The government is too big

Politicians lie

Socialism is the gospel of envy

Fiat currency is fraud

And Ayn Rand was right"

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Christopher Cook's avatar

Love it!

The only part I disagree with is the “government is too big,” since it presumes that any size of government is morally permissible. In my view, even the smallest government is impermissible if it is involuntarily imposed.

Otherwise, I would buy this and put it in my lawn for sure.

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BonnieMae's avatar

Good point! Hmmm...what would be a catchy phrase?

"Our government serves itself, not its' citizens"?! Nah, too long.

"Government is self-serving"?

Government has become self-serving"?

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Christopher Cook's avatar

How about,

"No one signed the 'social contract.'"

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BonnieMae's avatar

Perfect!

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

Ah to see those signs that ain’t those In this house we believe is like a breath of fresh air 😊

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Christopher Cook's avatar

Our next door neighbors, whom we love, had Trump flipping the bird in the direction of the across-the-street neighbors with their lefty virtue-signal signs. Comedy gold!

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Andy Withers's avatar

I have a neighbor who keeps one of those “Gun Free Zone” signs in his front yard. Since he’s a big Democrat, I have refused to tell him that this makes his family a target for an armed home invasion, where he and his whole family could be murdered.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I think it would be interesting to tell him and hear his response.

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Stone Bryson's avatar

Thirst-traps for owls, now on Substack... 😂😂

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Christopher Cook's avatar

Owls like hooters.

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Hat Bailey's avatar

Me too!

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Christopher Cook's avatar

🔥💪

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AnthonyFlows77's avatar

By that , does it mean students from Temple like hooters? lol 😂

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I've never met any Temple students, but YES.

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Joel Walbert's avatar

That Mask / Kathy Griffin one is brutally hilarious

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I hesitated—not because I did not want to mock Griffin, but because I did not want to hurt the feelings of anyone with that condition. Plus, being mean is not my style. But I made an exception for the execrable Kathy Griffin.

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Joel Walbert's avatar

I would think anyone with that condition and is on online in any manner has developed a very great sense of humor.

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Christopher Cook's avatar

Yep.

Either that or crippling PTSD. Some people are so cruel.

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Joel Walbert's avatar

yea I couldnt see a middle ground for that

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The Word Herder's avatar

Nice sticker.

As for religion, I think my mom said it best…. When I left for school she’d say, “Be good.”

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Christopher Cook's avatar

If you weren't good, did you get a swat in the nose with a newspaper?

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Craving Ratio's avatar

Git 'er done!

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

A good offering! Great to have a chuckle or two (or 20...). Thanks!

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