Do You Play the "Would You Still Love Me If…" Game?

My wife and I cannot be the only ones.

“Would you still love me if I looked like this?” **Wife lifts up the tip of her nose with her finger, distorting its normally attractive shape.**

We have played this dumb game so many times over the last two decades that I really don’t recall for sure who did it first, or what variant happened first. But my wife, and her nose, is as good a guess as any.

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