Pick the Basement You Want to Get Locked In

And while you're at it—explain the difference to me.

It’s #MemeMonday. And Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do. And we’re all Lucy.

First the meme. Then we talk.

Some random dude walks up to you and shows you the gun on his hip. He tells you to give him money to pay for his medicine, or his cousin’s operation, or whatever.

• He tells you the money quite literally belongs to him, not you.

• He tells you that if y…