I am still in New Orleans for a few more days, but we do have time for a little fun.
For years, I was going through cans of compressed air like a tailgater goes through cans of beer. Then I discovered rechargeable fans that serve the same purpose (dusting, etc.) while not being disposable. Lots of money saved.
The first one I purchased didn’t work very well, but it had some truly excellent instructions. I know making fun of instructional-manual Engrish is a bit hackneyed at this point (and their English is obviously way better than my Mandarin, or whatever), but still, I just loved these:
Subtleties are precisely the thing I do not want swept away. Subtleties are the spice of life! Or something.
How many wind speeds? 3 speed wind speeds! Cleanness has never been more super powerful!
Plenty more in there too. Enjoy your Tuesday scene!
Reminds me of when I received a note from a Chinese client saying “Thank you for your hardly working.”
I do have a soft spot for Engrish, ever since the iconic phrase "All Your Base Are Belong to Us".