My wife says I eat a lot.

I am working on an important project to which I must devote rapt attention over the next few days, leaving me little time today for a proper article. However, I don’t want to leave you, my loyal subscribers, empty-handed, so let me just ask a fun, quick question:

Is a breakfast of

• three pieces of bacon,

• 8 oz of baked beans,

• two bowls of nutrient-dense homem…