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Brian's avatar

I think it's time we revisit the concept of "meme."

It's not just posting an accurate, truthful headline.

You and the Babylon Bee are running into the same problem. Reality is more disturbing than any mocker thereof.

Over half of these are just plain truth.

Still funny.

Christopher Cook's avatar

Truth is more retarded than fiction.

Rex Landy's avatar

It's certainly taking a beating, friend! Thank you for the relief, there's some bangers there! I've also taken to watching Erling Haaland's improbable goals/sheer viking strength to cheer myself up and all x

Christopher Cook's avatar

Stay cheery! Don’t let them take that from you, brother!

Warmek's avatar

Only the Spencer Pratt and the Flock Cameras ones didn't make me sad, so I'm picking those this week.

Christopher Cook's avatar

Oh golly, I didn’t mean to make you sad.

Or perhaps, I didn’t MEME to make you sad.

Steve Z.'s avatar

ugh...that one was as bad as the first...lol

Christopher Cook's avatar

I aim to please!

Warmek's avatar

*eye twitching*

#AngryUpvote

Craving Ratio's avatar

Great set! Also love the Frank Sinatra tune at the end. Cheers!

Christopher Cook's avatar

Cheers, baby!

(Trying to sound like the Rat Pack.)

Antila H. Belist's avatar

To really get that S̶i̶n̶a̶t̶r̶a̶ Crosby vibe, try beating your children with a bag of sweet, delicious Valencia oranges. It doesn't leave bruises, on the kids...

I realize this is more true than funny, but it is true.

Edit: has the wrong rat pack member.

Christopher Cook's avatar

I had never heard that!

Antila H. Belist's avatar

Oops I had the wrong rat pack, it was Bing Crosby.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3uFUjWhfdE

Craving Ratio's avatar

Who names their kid Bing?

Antila H. Belist's avatar

Monsters and Cherry magnates?

Craving Ratio's avatar

Legit!

James Mead's avatar

Regrets? Too few to mention eh? 😉

Christopher Cook's avatar

I keep reminding myself that the past is the past!

VioletFemme1's avatar

There was a piece on NZ TV about undercover cop's in England accompanying female joggers so as to spare the the awfulness of bring cat called Christopher 😀 they arrested some Trucker who beeped.. shame about the 460,000 white girls ra%ed by P. ☪️

Christopher Cook's avatar

I don’t get the cat part…

(I do know all about the ra%es, though. No punishment is too harsh for the politicians who appear to be letting this happen on purpose.)

VioletFemme1's avatar

Cat calling is a term for guys whistling etc at hot chicks Christopher

Christopher Cook's avatar

Ah yes. And who was the trucker?

VioletFemme1's avatar

I couldn't find the clip with the trucker being arrested but there's a few clips about this police er .. entrapment scheme

https://youtube.com/shorts/DOiwExrJAbQ?is=UHT-fiEBUSMxSpyq

Christopher Cook's avatar

Yikes. What's the punishment?

VioletFemme1's avatar

Well there's already jail for memes..

… do you watch the lotus eaters, great Brit commentary. Funny. Anti woke,

Omg i just checked their channel and their latest video is one about my own beleaguered country NZ..

Its sad when English guys pity your country as an even bigger woke skip fire frankly Christopher IMO 😆

I haven't watched it yet..

https://youtu.be/j7FywxT9fpM?is=25G8mPbiB5MmHWfU