Changing the Clocks Is Anti-Human

No one has the right to mess with time.

I woke up at 4:47 this morning. At least that is what my bedside clock read. According to my phone, the cable box, and the stupid government, it was actually “3:47.”

I went to bed at around 9:30. My body likes to sleep for 7 hours and 15 minutes. I don’t always get that much sleep, of course, but on a plurality of mornings I am most likely to wake up 7 h…